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Welcome to our collection of riddles and jokes. Enjoy fun, silly, and clean riddles and jokes. Increase your brain power too. Share them with young ones to tickle their tummies. Share with older ones for a chuckle anytime. Before you know it, everyone will realize, life isn't all what it's cracked up to be if you're not cracking up.
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes?
A: Open Toad.
Q: If five ants decided to move into an apartment, then another five ants moved in across the hall, what do you call all of them together?
A: Tenants.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: Because he had drumsticks.
Q: What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
A: A moo-sician.
Q: Why was the car so stinky?
A: Because it was full of gas.
Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: Why are letter As like flowers?
A: Because Bs come after them.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs.
Q: What do you call a porcupine that crosses a turtle on the road?
A: A slow poke.
Q: Out of all sports, which one would a baby be good at?
A: Basketball, because a baby is very good at dribbling.
THE MOST "JOKEFULLY" JOKES AROUND!
Joke #1
A student was eating soup for lunch and one of the noodles looked fake. He reported it to the lunch aide saying it was an impasta.
Joke #2
There were scarecrows placed in different fields throughout country town, but only one scarecrow got a Nobel prize because he was outstanding in his field.
Joke #3
It's terrible that the old man fell down in his well. Everyone kept asking how did that happen. Finally, the old man admitted he could be clumsy at times, but this time he just could not see that well.
Joke #4
The plant enthusiast noticed someone's been adding soil to their garden. So, the plot thickens!
Joke #5
A brother screamed when he bumped his toe into the coffee table. His sister asked, "Do you want me to call a tow truck?"
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